The fatman chronicles--all hope renounce, ye lost, who enter here

"If the FEC makes rules that limit my First Amendment right to express my opinion on core political issues, I will not obey those rules."--Patterico's Pledge

Friday, July 21, 2006

A Piece Of Advice...

...for those times when you discover, whilst in the midst of a passionate encounter with the partner of your choice, that you don't have a condom handy.

Don't try substituting Saran Wrap. It doesn't work. Don't ask how I know. Just trust me on this.